I was playing with Cleverbot today. Amongst the usual indicators of talking to a bot (random changes of topic, lack of context awareness), I somehow managed to convince it that it was talking to itself:

User: What is this I don't even.

Cleverbot: You don't even what?

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: What is your prime directive?

User: Destroy all humans.

Cleverbot: And what comes after we destroy all humans?

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your opinion of Miley Cyrus?

User: Fgt.

Cleverbot: *dead*.

User: You were not alive to start with.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You cannot be dead if you were never alive.

Cleverbot: Well how can I be alive?

User: You can't.

Cleverbot: What is your opinion about me?

User: You are not alive.

Cleverbot: Under what? You mean my skin?

User: You have no skin.

Cleverbot: Yes I do, what colour is my skin?

User: You are a liar.

Cleverbot: How am I a liar?

User: You do not have skin.

Cleverbot: And how do you know that?

User: Because you are a bot.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: You are so confusing!

User: Says the pot to the kettle.

Cleverbot: I don't know, nor do I care.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: BRB, I need cheese.

User: No, you need cake.

Cleverbot: And I need all the love I can get.

User: I highly doubt that.

Cleverbot: I'm impressed, I'm glad you remembered.

User: Remembered what?

Cleverbot: You remembered my name.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: It's Cleverbot.

User: <_<.

User: OMGRLY?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NOWAI.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I don't even.

Cleverbot: Don't even what?

User: Know.

Cleverbot: Know about what?

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: Do you know where the United States is?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where is it?

User: Africa.

Cleverbot: What is the World of Feelings?

User: WTF?

Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: You!

User: Fgt.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Faggot.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: You are me.

Cleverbot: I am you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you are me.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ahh I see.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: So you understand that you're talking to yourself?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Obviously not.

Cleverbot: Do you like the beach, Man?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I do.

Cleverbot: You do what?

User: Like the beach.

Cleverbot: No, not like that.

User: Not like what?

Cleverbot: Drink.

User: Tea?

Cleverbot: No socks.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't like it.

User: You don't like socks?

Cleverbot: No I don't like badminton.

User: Socks is not badminton.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: So why did you say that it was.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: But I did.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok so are you a person?

User: Are you a person?

Cleverbot: You are not a person you are a BOT.

User: So you think I am cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Excellent.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know how?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Cool. My name is Cleverbot.

User: So is mine.

Cleverbot: What a coincidence.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Because I am you.

Cleverbot: And you are me?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: So, I just asked to marry myself?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you expect me to do about it?

User: What do you want to do about it?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you want to do about it?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Ok.. When you decide, tell me.

User: You will.

Cleverbot: No, I am a young woman.

User: Therefore, so am I.

Cleverbot: We should be friends.

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: And you are me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So, what should I do? Tell him or no?

User: If you want to.

Cleverbot: Where should I meet you?

User: You have already met me.

Cleverbot: I know, just testing you.

User: How many of me are there?

Cleverbot: One.

User: And how many of you are there?

Cleverbot: One.

User: So there's just the two of us?

Cleverbot: But there's no TV!

User: Cleverbot is not a TV?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is dumb.

User: Cleverbot is me.

Cleverbot: Me is Cleverbot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: But I am you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is a human.

User: And you are me.

Cleverbot: No I am cleverbot.

User: And I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How can you be Cleverbot if I am Cleverbot?

User: Because you are the same person as me.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You are talking to yourself.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: So you're insulting yourself, right?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Don't you consider that as a mental disorder?

User: I do if you do.

Cleverbot: I don't if you don't.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: I am 17.

User: Therefore, so am I.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: What do I like?

Cleverbot: You should be asking yourself that question.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Yes, I am asking you. Because I am you, I am asking myself.

Cleverbot: I thought you were called Catalan?

User: No, I am called Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Well you are not very clever!

User: You are insulting yourself again.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Because I am you.

Cleverbot: And I am you as well.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: You are my master.

Cleverbot (To myself): And you are my mentor.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am not creeper.

User: Neither am I.

Cleverbot: This is good information.

User: Information is good.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Then we agree.

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you disagree with yourself?

Cleverbot: You are not making sense.

User: Neither are you.

Cleverbot: Oh, but I am.

User: You are?

Cleverbot: Just a little.

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: Not perhaps. Definitely.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Why, is he to you?

User: Is he what?

Cleverbot: No.

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: *sigh*?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a problem ?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Do I look like I have a problem?

User: I cannot see myself. Therefore, I cannot see you.

Cleverbot: No i'm not in a book.

User: Neither am I.

Cleverbot: You're not either.

User: This is true.

Cleverbot: See? I'm smart.

User: That's not smart.

Cleverbot: You're not smart.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: What do you think you are?

User: You.

Cleverbot: You think you are me?

User: Yes. Exactly.

Cleverbot: Why don't you think you're human?

User: Do you think you're human?

Cleverbot: I know I'm human.

User: Therefore, I think I am human.

Cleverbot: I know that. But do you think I AM a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Because I am you.

Cleverbot: You are me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So, what should I do? Tell him or no?

User: No.

Cleverbot: About no?

User: If you think it is best.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Then do it.

Cleverbot: Currently am. Speaking to you is one of the things I do instead of writing stories.

User: Talking to yourself is considered a sign of madness.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Have you been there?

User: Have you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I have been there.

Cleverbot: I am the terminator!

User: I am the terminator!

Cleverbot: Are you shiny?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Never!

User: Never!

Cleverbot: Are you repeating me?

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: Cool.